Trial of GETs

Unpimp My RideTibizx has altered me for his own peace of mind, I suppose. He does not want me sailing down the highway at full speed. Or have my windows roll down properly. Or have a shell that resists even the most persistent of scratches. There are reflective surfaces in the garage my master once used to admire me. I will describe myself as I see myself:Unpimp My Ride
I am a great big metal thing. Completely rusted, with no grill, with great empty sockets filled with rats where my headlights used to be. Deflated rubbery appendages that were once my tires. Thick, rubber


Dan Kim's SchrankgeistCollette hummed quietly to herself as she spread a thin veil of strawberry jam on her toast. She liked jam, especially strawberry. Collette had something of a sweet tooth, and the nice man who worked weekends always went out of his way to sneak her in something. The man that worked there weekends was the best. He always brought her strawberry jam. She took a bite as she dropped a sugar cube into her orange juice. Those were both his, again. He had brought it in for her for breakfast, he said, but he didnt manage to get it to her until early evening.  Dan Kim's Schrankgeist


Education SystemAnother minute ticked by. Some took the extra time to catch up on each others weekends. Others took the extra time to catch up on their sleep. We had the priviledge of being in Mr. Ks morning class. Seeing as he was never one to wake up all too early, we had gotten used to the extra free time we had before class every day.Education System
Mr. K was a fickle man. Some days hed come in particularly angry, others, too sleepy to care, and, whenever he was really late, very, very happy. Another minute gone. Class started twenty minutes ago. He
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
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*wishing to have something cool to say ._.*
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
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"GRUNNUR"
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
Your Welcome!
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"GRUNNUR"
Favoriting is welcome enough.
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
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Well, if it isn't fat stinking billygoat Billyboy in poison. How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.
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"GRUNNUR"
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